Bumper Stickers you'd like to see

 

WHAT DOES YOURS SAY???
Some people are alive only because
it is illegal to shoot them
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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You're just jealous because the voices
only talk to ME.
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
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I need someone real bad...
Are you real bad?
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BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
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All men are idiots...
and I married their king.
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The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.
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I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.
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Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.
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Reality is a crutch for people
who can't handle drugs.
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Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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As long as there are tests,there will be prayer in public schools.
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Hang up and drive.
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God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
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I said "NO" to drugs,
but they didn't listen.
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Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else.
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HONK
If You Want To See My Finger
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I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner's permit.
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I wasn't b! orn a bitch.
Men like you made me this way.
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Keep honking while I reload.
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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
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Who were the testers for
Preparations A through G?
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Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.
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5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.
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EARTH FIRST!
We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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If you drink, don't park.
Accidents cause people.
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If you can read this
I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Save the whales!
Trade them for valuable prizes.
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Whitewater is over
when the First Lady sings.
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Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
...or something like that.
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Sure you can trust the government!
Just ask an Indian!
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.
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If we are what we eat,
I'm cheap, fast, and ! easy.
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Stop repeat offenders.
Don't re-elect them!
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